I would accidentally drop this sword and shatter it into a million little pieces, thereby injuring the enemy and myself. Mutuall Assured Cool Sword Destruction
actually if you dropped this sword it would cut the entire flat earth (yeah you read it here first folks) into 6 equal slices like an earth pizza. and the sauce would be the blood of the innocent. and the cheese would be the clouds of the heavens. and the black olives would be black holes in space. so dont even try it. think im ordering pizza tomorrow